Ducky Is Unhappy With The Heat Wave

Submitted by Anthony G:

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Ducky: You know…

Me: Yes, I know.

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: It’s hot.

Me: I know, Ducky. I’m sorry.

Ducky: Make it less hot, please.

Me: I wish I could, Ducky. The air conditioner is broken.

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: I would be willing to settle for unconditioned air if it was cool.

Me: …

Ducky: Dogs can’t sweat.

Me: I know.

Ducky: And it’s hot.

Me: I know.

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: Because you’re sweating?

Me: …

Ducky: Because, boy are you sweating!

Me: …

Ducky: That’s kind of gross. Have you considered panting? It helps equalize…

Me: Seriously, Ducky? Please. I’m hot too. It’s 90 degrees in here.

Ducky: Oh my God.

Me: I know.

Ducky: 90?

Me: Yes.

Ducky: Degrees?

Me: …

Ducky: Fahrenheit?

Me: …

Ducky: …

Me: Don’t…

Ducky: That’s like 630 dog degrees!

Me: I don’t think it works like that.

Ducky: It might. See, we can’t sweat so…

Me: We’re trying to fix the air conditioner. I promise.

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: Got an ETA?

Me: …

Ducky: Ballpark?

Me: …

Ducky: Guesstimate?

Me: …

Ducky: If you had to take a stab at a time for the hot dog?

Me: Two hours.

Ducky: Kay.

Me: …

Ducky: …

Me: Don’t…

Ducky: That’s like 14 dog hours.

Me: …

Ducky: …

Me: …

Ducky: Can’t sweat but, you’ve gotta’ admit, pretty good at multiplying.

Me: Apparently so. Sorry about the heat.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

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